Cause Celeb

March 19th, 2005

“If I was a rich girl….na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na….see I’d have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy giiiiiirrrrrl…. /THINK what that money could bring!/I’d buy everything/Buy out Vivienne Westwood in my Galliano gown”

Last time I checked, Gwen, you WERE a rich girl and I have a sinking feeling you wore Galliano to your own wedding. And are frequently spotted wearing Vivienne Westwood. And given that a pair of L.A.M.B. sweat pants – that’s right, folks, I said sweat pants – retails for something like $150, I really don’t feel like you’re in ANY position to discuss the possibilities and/or joys of being a rich girl in the future, “what if” sense. You’re already there. So shut the fuck up, wouldja? And pick better lyrics. I expected better from you.

Have you been hanging around Kimora? I’ll have to bone up on my celebrity friendships. If I hear that you were in New Jersey recently, there’s going to be some ass-kicking coming your way.

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