Charlie Brown

My sister called my husband this afternoon with some strange questions.

“Was Jonnikertraveling American Airlines out of Logan today?”

“Um, no. Why?”

“No reason. Okay that’s not true. I read an article on Boston.com about a massive security breach and terminal shutdown caused by some wayward, dopey unidentified woman who accidentally went the wrong way and got lost and I was pretty sure, to be honest, that it was Jonniker. It’s just so…her.”

Abe heartily agreed. I’m glad I’m so well thought of.

4 comments April 25th, 2005