Hot in Herre

If Google ‘Hot’ under Google Images, this is the first image that comes up – at least this evening. This is perplexing on many levels, given that I see nothing about this image that is hot in any sense of the word. They don’t look like they’re particularly overheated, unless the face of the second girl is meant to convey, “God, it’s hot in here, isn’t it? I’m parched!” I also don’t think either one of them are hot in the Paris Hilton sense, nor the Nelly sense.

So who does? What are they DOING? And who decided they were hot? Apparently, throngs of people, to get them to the top of the Google list. Googling at its most bizarre.

My GOD, I’m hot. In the literal sense. My whole body is itchy and sweet Jesus, the air is thick, like a cloud of hot vanilla pudding. The worst part is that I feel like I can’t complain. I *am* moving to Florida after all. But Christ, they have AIR CONDITIONING THERE.

4 comments June 25th, 2005