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By: Jonniker » Games Without Frontiers

Jonniker » Games Without Frontiers — Sun, 21 May 2006 02:16:11 +0000

[...] *Oh, and stalkers? Or anyone who wants to rob me? We told our totally awesome neighbors we were leaving and THEY LIVE VERY CLOSE TO US and Lou made sure to tell us that he has a gun, and several baseball bats and will be VERY VIGILANT. So, um, don’t think about it. Like, for a second. Because Lou will totally kick your ass and has seen my boobs, so HE IS MOTIVATED. [...]

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By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Jonna, you are so fabulous. I love this post. Now for the portion of our show where I whine: “Why don’t you live next door to ME!!!!!” I’d bake you a tea cake and bring it over and welcome you. I would.

By: Carol

Carol — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Who are you kidding??? Lou is THRILLED to have you living next to him…it’s the most excitement he’s had/seen in years.

I, too, was dumbstruck by the mechanical garbage truck arm. New to me when we moved to Utah. We now borrow our neighbor’s second green bin when we have too much garbage.

Hang in there…I’m sure you’re neighbors love you. It’s Florida..in the summer…no one heard your screams. They are had taken out their hearing aids (if it was after dark) and had their windows shut due to the air conditioning. You’re fine!!!

By: Jamie

Jamie — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I wouldn’t fret about this — Lou probably hasn’t seen that much action above anyone’s waistline in years. You probably made his week.

By: Jen

Jen — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I was also a little flabbergasted when I moved to FL and saw that you only got one trash can. So I just dumped bags of shit next to it, figuring they’d pick it up too. Ha! Lazy bastards…

Cheer up soon! (And just because you haven’t seen/heard the other neighbors do anything weird yet doesn’t mean that they aren’t.)

By: Kyahgirl

Kyahgirl — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

ROTFL!!!
Jonna, you kill me. Seriously.
xoxo
Laura

By: mireille

mireille — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

oh, on that locking Adam out of the house? Here’s an option: you could throw all his things out on the front lawn. That would really be making a statement. To the neighborhood. Kind of an insouciant, devil may care kind of a statement. I totally think it could be your signature kind of thing for domestic squabbles. *not original. saw it on The Sopranos, I think* xoxoxo

By: Parisjasmal

Parisjasmal — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Ahhh Suburbia. Welcome to the jungle Jonna! If I know the burbs like I think I know the burbs, a Barbeque would have you wanting to stick toothpicks in your eyes! I know I take an extra stash of toothpicks for poking in my eyes every time I have to attend a neighborhood function. HA!

Lou won the lottery, and you and Addy with your fighting and trashmongering probably bring a lot of excitment to Wisteria Lane.

xoxo

By: Trina

Trina — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

LOL! I’m sure your neighbors love you! I got so used to the Claw at my parents’ house that I got peeved when Chris bought his house and found out that they *don’t* give you a trash can! And our trash men are picky about what they’ll take, the punks.

I’ll have to remember the locking *out* idea! Usually when I get to that point, I lock myself *in* a room and refuse to open the door. Eventually I get tired and fall asleep, and Chris has to use one of those little key thingies to open the door and carry me to bed. I’m such a grown-up! :~P