Comments on: Fame http://www.jonniker.com/2006/06/15/fame/ I think the only people who see this are RSS peeps. Hi, RSS peeps! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 08:36:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Eve http://www.jonniker.com/2006/06/15/fame/comment-page-1/#comment-1588 Eve Mon, 19 Jun 2006 22:39:34 +0000 http://www.jonniker.com/?p=166#comment-1588 Ok-- Im posting to many of your past few entries tonight, which I normally dont ever do. But I miss you button, so Ive transitioned into blog-communicating now- LOL. I am OBSESSED with seeing the Brangelina baby pics-- which of course, I somehow missed in the People mag that featured them bc I dont see it on the shelves, cant find them online. If you have any, please send my way :) Re: the Britney interview-- I did not feel sorry for her. I thought rather, go spend some of those millions on an education honey (I know, that's so rude and arrogant, but thats what I thought), rather than buying your scary husband more scary clothes and jewelry. And while the boobs were VERY distracting, I was actually more horrified by her completely non-existent skirt. If she shifted her weight-- even an inch-- Im certain we would have caught a full glimpse of her full lower frontal-- not appropriate at all nor very attractive. Ok– Im posting to many of your past few entries tonight, which I normally dont ever do. But I miss you button, so Ive transitioned into blog-communicating now- LOL.

I am OBSESSED with seeing the Brangelina baby pics– which of course, I somehow missed in the People mag that featured them bc I dont see it on the shelves, cant find them online. If you have any, please send my way :)

Re: the Britney interview– I did not feel sorry for her. I thought rather, go spend some of those millions on an education honey (I know, that’s so rude and arrogant, but thats what I thought), rather than buying your scary husband more scary clothes and jewelry.

And while the boobs were VERY distracting, I was actually more horrified by her completely non-existent skirt. If she shifted her weight– even an inch– Im certain we would have caught a full glimpse of her full lower frontal– not appropriate at all nor very attractive.

]]> By: Lawyerish http://www.jonniker.com/2006/06/15/fame/comment-page-1/#comment-1587 Lawyerish Sun, 18 Jun 2006 23:26:34 +0000 http://www.jonniker.com/?p=166#comment-1587 I am definitely not above celeb gossip. I am addicted to Gawker Stalker and Just Jared, among others. Yeah, I'm a professional and I'm supposed to be all reading up on the law all the time; but durn it, you've got to give your brain a rest every now and then, right? And who DOESN'T love "Stars! They're just like us!" How else would we know that stars PUT THEIR CARS IN REVERSE?? Anyway. Britney. Oh, Britney. I have not seen the interview. I am afraid to see it. Because my Britney - o! How she has fallen. It seems like just yesterday that I was cheering her on (and maybe drooling, just a little) as she ripped off her tuxedo to reveal the hottest, sparkliest, most fantabulous outfit EVAH and gyrating and doing that carrying-heavy-suitcases walk she does while performing "Oops!" at the VMAs. Friends who took pity on me and my little girl-crush gave me the DVDs of "Britney" and the Vegas concert from HBO. We were so happy for a while. And then. THEN. She met K-Fed. And we had to break up. It was ugly and sordid, and I still haven't quite processed what exactly happened. It went downhill so quickly. I'm still a little lost. And as we all know, so is she. I am definitely not above celeb gossip. I am addicted to Gawker Stalker and Just Jared, among others. Yeah, I’m a professional and I’m supposed to be all reading up on the law all the time; but durn it, you’ve got to give your brain a rest every now and then, right? And who DOESN’T love “Stars! They’re just like us!” How else would we know that stars PUT THEIR CARS IN REVERSE??

Anyway. Britney. Oh, Britney. I have not seen the interview. I am afraid to see it. Because my Britney – o! How she has fallen. It seems like just yesterday that I was cheering her on (and maybe drooling, just a little) as she ripped off her tuxedo to reveal the hottest, sparkliest, most fantabulous outfit EVAH and gyrating and doing that carrying-heavy-suitcases walk she does while performing “Oops!” at the VMAs. Friends who took pity on me and my little girl-crush gave me the DVDs of “Britney” and the Vegas concert from HBO. We were so happy for a while.

And then. THEN. She met K-Fed. And we had to break up. It was ugly and sordid, and I still haven’t quite processed what exactly happened. It went downhill so quickly. I’m still a little lost. And as we all know, so is she.

]]> By: Jurgen Nation http://www.jonniker.com/2006/06/15/fame/comment-page-1/#comment-1586 Jurgen Nation Fri, 16 Jun 2006 20:21:38 +0000 http://www.jonniker.com/?p=166#comment-1586 I knew I loved you, and the reasons keep a'comin'. I hate Perez. He's so...fond of himself. Ugh. I didn't see the Britney interview, but I heard some of it on the radio this morning. I feel bad for her in a small way, but then I don't because COME ON, IDIOT, YOU PRACTICALLY WRITE THESE ARTICLES YOURSELF. Ugh. And, I'm sorry, but Kevin Federline is the ugliest man I've ever seen in my life. I get a whiff of cheap beer, sweat and ass whenever I see a picture of him. I knew I loved you, and the reasons keep a’comin’. I hate Perez. He’s so…fond of himself. Ugh.

I didn’t see the Britney interview, but I heard some of it on the radio this morning. I feel bad for her in a small way, but then I don’t because COME ON, IDIOT, YOU PRACTICALLY WRITE THESE ARTICLES YOURSELF. Ugh. And, I’m sorry, but Kevin Federline is the ugliest man I’ve ever seen in my life. I get a whiff of cheap beer, sweat and ass whenever I see a picture of him.

]]> By: jonniker http://www.jonniker.com/2006/06/15/fame/comment-page-1/#comment-1585 jonniker Fri, 16 Jun 2006 19:04:46 +0000 http://www.jonniker.com/?p=166#comment-1585 <strong>Lara</strong>: I did it the other night. I'll point them out to you if you like, but MY GOD, I was drunkenly talking all over the Internets. <strong>R</strong>: That totally counts. So what if it's not in magazines! You care and you admit it, and that means everything. Except, I like Britney. I can't help it. <strong>Whinge</strong>: I love Britney. Adore her beyond all reason. I *want* her to do well, and the whole time, I'm begging her PLEASE to say something other than "We're country!" and "My marriage is awesome!" because, honestly. And why, WHY the outfit? WHY? and yes YES I got SO SAD at the earlier images. She was SO BEAUTIFUL. WHY? <strong>Jen</strong>: YES. THE WEAVE. THANK YOU. <strong>Claire</strong>: It wasn't even fun trainwreck TV...it was just...so heartbreaking to compare her to the Britney of yore... <strong>Jes</strong>: I thought it was going to, because I had no idea. And GAH, it was awful, but really: parties. Band camp. Oboe. I'm a real hit in situations like that, and is it any wonder I'm not going to BlogHer? Lara: I did it the other night. I’ll point them out to you if you like, but MY GOD, I was drunkenly talking all over the Internets.

R: That totally counts. So what if it’s not in magazines! You care and you admit it, and that means everything. Except, I like Britney. I can’t help it.

Whinge: I love Britney. Adore her beyond all reason. I *want* her to do well, and the whole time, I’m begging her PLEASE to say something other than “We’re country!” and “My marriage is awesome!” because, honestly. And why, WHY the outfit? WHY? and yes YES I got SO SAD at the earlier images. She was SO BEAUTIFUL. WHY?

Jen: YES. THE WEAVE. THANK YOU.

Claire: It wasn’t even fun trainwreck TV…it was just…so heartbreaking to compare her to the Britney of yore…

Jes: I thought it was going to, because I had no idea. And GAH, it was awful, but really: parties. Band camp. Oboe. I’m a real hit in situations like that, and is it any wonder I’m not going to BlogHer?

]]> By: jes http://www.jonniker.com/2006/06/15/fame/comment-page-1/#comment-1584 jes Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:07:07 +0000 http://www.jonniker.com/?p=166#comment-1584 Um. That first asterisk. The one regarding your crotch falling off. And that it really happened. Part of me is like: REALLY? I TOTALLY want pictures. But then the other part is all like: GROSS. Go to a doctor. And then <i>yet another</i> part of me is like: HA! I know that Jonniker's crotch <i>didn't really</i> fall off. BUT WHAT IF IT HAD??? Um. That first asterisk. The one regarding your crotch falling off. And that it really happened. Part of me is like: REALLY? I TOTALLY want pictures. But then the other part is all like: GROSS. Go to a doctor. And then yet another part of me is like: HA! I know that Jonniker’s crotch didn’t really fall off. BUT WHAT IF IT HAD???

]]> By: Claire http://www.jonniker.com/2006/06/15/fame/comment-page-1/#comment-1583 Claire Fri, 16 Jun 2006 17:15:36 +0000 http://www.jonniker.com/?p=166#comment-1583 ok, now i have to go see if there are pictures somewhere because i have been hearing about the awfulness of this interview for two days now. I have to see what the hell HAPPENED to britbrit. It sounds like it was wonderful train-wreck-tv and i am so sorry to have missed it. Usually i don't care, either, but this must have been something... ok, now i have to go see if there are pictures somewhere because i have been hearing about the awfulness of this interview for two days now. I have to see what the hell HAPPENED to britbrit. It sounds like it was wonderful train-wreck-tv and i am so sorry to have missed it. Usually i don’t care, either, but this must have been something…

]]> By: Jen W. http://www.jonniker.com/2006/06/15/fame/comment-page-1/#comment-1582 Jen W. Fri, 16 Jun 2006 15:34:04 +0000 http://www.jonniker.com/?p=166#comment-1582 You know what my eye was caught on during that interview? That fucking GOD AWFUL wad of gum that she kept mawing on through the whole thing. I mean good LORD, if you're going to set up an interview on national television, would it kill you to take OUT the bad weave, apply SUBTLE makeup, wear a shirt that doesn't make you look like a hooker, and for goodness sakes, follow the number one rule of television: spit. out. the. gum. Oh yeah, I'm way too good to follow trite celebrity gossip. You know what my eye was caught on during that interview? That fucking GOD AWFUL wad of gum that she kept mawing on through the whole thing. I mean good LORD, if you’re going to set up an interview on national television, would it kill you to take OUT the bad weave, apply SUBTLE makeup, wear a shirt that doesn’t make you look like a hooker, and for goodness sakes, follow the number one rule of television: spit. out. the. gum.

Oh yeah, I’m way too good to follow trite celebrity gossip.

]]> By: Yez http://www.jonniker.com/2006/06/15/fame/comment-page-1/#comment-1581 Yez Fri, 16 Jun 2006 14:54:41 +0000 http://www.jonniker.com/?p=166#comment-1581 Lara, please! No regrets. Any post that contains "imbibedly" is a <em>gem</em> in my opinion. Also: "sucks Montel Williams’ ass" X-D I actually watch him occasionally on Wednesdays, when he has Sylvia Browne on :> , because Mom is a big SB fan and I think SB is a riot, and I wish Montel would just STFU when she's talking. You know? Does he do that to everyone? Lara, please! No regrets. Any post that contains “imbibedly” is a gem in my opinion. Also: “sucks Montel Williams’ ass” X-D I actually watch him occasionally on Wednesdays, when he has Sylvia Browne on :> , because Mom is a big SB fan and I think SB is a riot, and I wish Montel would just STFU when she’s talking. You know? Does he do that to everyone?

]]> By: Whinger http://www.jonniker.com/2006/06/15/fame/comment-page-1/#comment-1580 Whinger Fri, 16 Jun 2006 14:44:09 +0000 http://www.jonniker.com/?p=166#comment-1580 Right. I care. In fact, I CARE. And I wish I didn't, and I wish I could just NOT OPEN THE MAGAZINES IN THE CHECKOUT LINE on occasion or NOT OBSESSIVELY CHECK THE SUPERFICIAL EVERY DAY, but I do. Now. Her boobs! Seriously! And what WAS that thing in her eye? And really? This is what you choose to wear on national tv? While pregnant? I mean, sure, I understand how annoying it must be to get caught on film with curlers in your hair because you needed milk and whatnot, but was there NO ONE to say, "Uh....maybe go change?" Even Matt didn't say it? Or was he too busy spraying his hair on? And will still continue to love Britney forever and ever based solely on her early career, although it did make me quite sad to watch the footage of it in comparison to the trash sitting awkwardly with Matt. Right. I care.

In fact, I CARE. And I wish I didn’t, and I wish I could just NOT OPEN THE MAGAZINES IN THE CHECKOUT LINE on occasion or NOT OBSESSIVELY CHECK THE SUPERFICIAL EVERY DAY, but I do.

Now. Her boobs! Seriously! And what WAS that thing in her eye? And really? This is what you choose to wear on national tv? While pregnant? I mean, sure, I understand how annoying it must be to get caught on film with curlers in your hair because you needed milk and whatnot, but was there NO ONE to say, “Uh….maybe go change?” Even Matt didn’t say it? Or was he too busy spraying his hair on?

And will still continue to love Britney forever and ever based solely on her early career, although it did make me quite sad to watch the footage of it in comparison to the trash sitting awkwardly with Matt.

]]> By: -R- http://www.jonniker.com/2006/06/15/fame/comment-page-1/#comment-1579 -R- Fri, 16 Jun 2006 14:39:46 +0000 http://www.jonniker.com/?p=166#comment-1579 I don't like People, or Us Weekly, or Entertainment Tonight, or whatever else there is. And I purposely have not seen pictures of Baby Brangelina. BUT I do read the gossip on MSN.com most days. AND I was drawn to the Britney interview last night. It has some weird freaky aura that drew me in. I am much meaner than you though and kept wishing that she would say something even dumber than what she did say. And then my husband told me that I am a horrible person. So it was great fun! I don’t like People, or Us Weekly, or Entertainment Tonight, or whatever else there is. And I purposely have not seen pictures of Baby Brangelina. BUT I do read the gossip on MSN.com most days. AND I was drawn to the Britney interview last night. It has some weird freaky aura that drew me in. I am much meaner than you though and kept wishing that she would say something even dumber than what she did say. And then my husband told me that I am a horrible person. So it was great fun!

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