Comments on: Lost Cause

By: Weight Loss Guide

Weight Loss Guide — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:18:29 +0000

Weight Loss Guide

I couldn’t understand some parts of this article, but it sounds interesting

By: Sarcomical

Sarcomical — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:52:00 +0000

shut UP.

you do NOT have an awesome talking bird.

and you did not just make me read “mucus” that many times.

By: claire

claire — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:59:13 +0000

that whole wheatgrass thing freaks me out. i mean, you’re drinking grass juice. that’s just foul. um, i’ve never tried it or anything so you know, maybe it’s good. um…

Georgie is awesome. i want a Georgie. Oy.

By: Tartine

Tartine — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 17:19:35 +0000

OH, I love Georgie. He sounds so adorale. My granny had a parrot that would whistle as you and say “pretty girl.”

I don’t blame you for avoiding the wheat grass woman.

By: sweetney

sweetney — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 15:26:32 +0000

dude, if wheatgrass is the same as eating 2 and a half pounds of fresh vegetables, man, i’m stocking up on that shit!

By: Jen W.

Jen W. — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 13:55:30 +0000

I sneeze loud too, and usually add a “Whooo! That was great.” to the end of it. I commiserate with you. That bird imitating you? That’s hilarious.

By: Kristin

Kristin — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 00:43:12 +0000

I had a bird named Jorje who flew out the window when I was blowdrying my hair. I still cannot think about him without getting tears in my eyes. He used to fly, blythe, around the house. Poor Jorje.

By: dissed

dissed — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 23:57:28 +0000

Extra feta, always. Tell Batikwoman you need extra mucus to back up a honking good sneeze.

By: Suebob

Suebob — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:03:03 +0000

What a tribute to your sneeze! George!

You should tell wheatgrass woman to step off. She probably wouldn’t, but still…somebody oughta say it.

Of course this is coming from a woman who spent 45 minutes at the last party she went to getting lectured by some moron about some diet book and about how it was THE ONLY WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT BECAUSE CALORIES DON’T MATTER…and I was too polite to tell him that he was a) stupid and b) boring me to tears. My friend finally had to rescue me. I always think “Next time I’ll say something.”

By: Charlotte

Charlotte — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 16:20:29 +0000

Ok, not fair. I actively don’t LIKE birds and Georgie had to go and be awesome. Maybe you could borrow Georgie and let him repeat, ad nauseum, the wheatgrass diatribe to Ms. Swooshie Birkenstocks. WIth some mucal inquiries thrown in.