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	<title>Comments on: Somewhere a Clock is Ticking</title>
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		<title>By: Val</title>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2007/10/03/somewhere-a-clock-is-ticking/comment-page-1/#comment-6562</link>
		<dc:creator>Val</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m never watching Top Chef again. Ever. My heart is broken.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m never watching Top Chef again. Ever. My heart is broken.</p>
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		<title>By: mcgee</title>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2007/10/03/somewhere-a-clock-is-ticking/comment-page-1/#comment-6561</link>
		<dc:creator>mcgee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 14:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OH MY GAH with the top chef.  i&#039;m totally with you.  PORK BELLY?!?!  wtf?!?!  so disappointing...blah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OH MY GAH with the top chef.  i&#8217;m totally with you.  PORK BELLY?!?!  wtf?!?!  so disappointing&#8230;blah.</p>
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		<title>By: Lara</title>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2007/10/03/somewhere-a-clock-is-ticking/comment-page-1/#comment-6560</link>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck.  I totally forgot to watch Top Chef last night!  Fuckity fuck fuck.

Also, how odd!  I wrote about underpants today, too!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck.  I totally forgot to watch Top Chef last night!  Fuckity fuck fuck.</p>
<p>Also, how odd!  I wrote about underpants today, too!</p>
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		<title>By: Heather B.</title>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2007/10/03/somewhere-a-clock-is-ticking/comment-page-1/#comment-6559</link>
		<dc:creator>Heather B.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok be honest, what is worse Hung or Addison Four last names? Both of them make my right eye twitch.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok be honest, what is worse Hung or Addison Four last names? Both of them make my right eye twitch.</p>
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		<title>By: Suebob</title>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2007/10/03/somewhere-a-clock-is-ticking/comment-page-1/#comment-6558</link>
		<dc:creator>Suebob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Meg Fowler commenting on Jonniker. It&#039;s like celestial alignment of two of my favorite stars in the blogosphere. Wow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meg Fowler commenting on Jonniker. It&#8217;s like celestial alignment of two of my favorite stars in the blogosphere. Wow.</p>
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		<title>By: Meg</title>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2007/10/03/somewhere-a-clock-is-ticking/comment-page-1/#comment-6557</link>
		<dc:creator>Meg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Screaming at the television is our God-given right.</description>
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		<title>By: Jess</title>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2007/10/03/somewhere-a-clock-is-ticking/comment-page-1/#comment-6556</link>
		<dc:creator>Jess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m pretty sure all those new cuts of underwear (and I feel like they&#039;re new... but maybe not) are just meant to make us feel like we HAVE to run straight back out to Victoria&#039;s Secret and drop $10 on a pair of underwear, because it&#039;s the Hot New Thing.  It&#039;s a clever marketing ploy along the lines of adding the word &quot;repeat&quot; to the directions on the back of the shampoo bottle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure all those new cuts of underwear (and I feel like they&#8217;re new&#8230; but maybe not) are just meant to make us feel like we HAVE to run straight back out to Victoria&#8217;s Secret and drop $10 on a pair of underwear, because it&#8217;s the Hot New Thing.  It&#8217;s a clever marketing ploy along the lines of adding the word &#8220;repeat&#8221; to the directions on the back of the shampoo bottle.</p>
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		<title>By: TwoBusy</title>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2007/10/03/somewhere-a-clock-is-ticking/comment-page-1/#comment-6555</link>
		<dc:creator>TwoBusy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t be bitter. Embrace the Hung.</description>
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		<title>By: Style Bard</title>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2007/10/03/somewhere-a-clock-is-ticking/comment-page-1/#comment-6554</link>
		<dc:creator>Style Bard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha I shut it off, posted to a little-used blog, and was IMMEDIATELY assaulted by my friend for spoiling/complaining/recoiling in disbelief. And? And? Said friend is a FAN of the winner. Yeah. So. Shuttup about the accidental spoiling. I went to the remote and unexplored terrain of the internets to rant, I swear!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha I shut it off, posted to a little-used blog, and was IMMEDIATELY assaulted by my friend for spoiling/complaining/recoiling in disbelief. And? And? Said friend is a FAN of the winner. Yeah. So. Shuttup about the accidental spoiling. I went to the remote and unexplored terrain of the internets to rant, I swear!</p>
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		<title>By: velocibadgergirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>velocibadgergirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not worth screaming at the TV about?? IS HE KIDDING?

My husband probably thought I looked ridiculous with that pillow over my head, but he offered to hold my hand while they dragged it out as long as possible, and then he threw up his hands and stomped out of the room in disgust at the end as I wailed and rolled my eyes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not worth screaming at the TV about?? IS HE KIDDING?</p>
<p>My husband probably thought I looked ridiculous with that pillow over my head, but he offered to hold my hand while they dragged it out as long as possible, and then he threw up his hands and stomped out of the room in disgust at the end as I wailed and rolled my eyes.</p>
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