Sundry, that’s the tip she chews until it’s soft and then (oh my God) sucks on. I so wish I was making this up. There is no angle where it isn’t disgusting.
We have one of those here too! Our beagle likes to carry it around and “hide” it in the house so I’ve discovered it under my pillow (he’s not allowed on the bed), between the couch cushions (he’s not allowed on the couch either) and my daughter has found it under her sheets. The thing is, it takes a long time for him to chew the long end down to the other knot so it slowly gets shorter, and shorter, and shorter….
Our dog, Mr. Bogietron, romances his toys. He licks his stuffed toy and paws at it for a good 30 minutes before he mounts it and then ravishes it. It’s sick but it’s also hilarious to see him “courting” a stuffed animal.
Does she ever flick them in the air after she has chewed on them? My dog used to get them all gummy and then try to toss them to us. Ugh- still makes me nauseous thinking of the slimy chew toys landing on me. Even worse, the slobbery pig ears.
Joni – She flicks and snorts and throws. It’s disgusting, truly, the sliminess of the bones. Sometimes, after she’s sucked on them for too long, we have to pluck little pieces out of her mouth, which is equally foul.
Oh. My. God that is truly hysterical. My dog on the other hand was a hick- he used to chew on corncobs and watermelon rinds with great pleasure. Books: my personal fave (not kidding) Moby Dick.thought it apropos for this post.
Also: White Oleander, anything from isabel Allende, The Robe, The Secret Life of Bees (sadly i read Sue Monk Kidds’ other book and it was….meh), classic picks like Northanger Abbey/Jane Eyre etc or newer stuff like Wally Lamb (why do I think you’ve mentioned not liking him??) or The Red Tent, aaah! So many books so little memory!
P.S. Very glad you are so proactive about your health. Cancer bites.(My mom’s mom: undiagnosed brain tumor,3 months. My mom was nine. A year later,her brother: stomach. A year later, their father went from pancreatic. Basically, I am kickin’ it grateful style)
I like the double entendre of the bone. Very working class of you Joniker. Now, if you could just make every sentence that comes out of your mouth a replica of this, you can work where I do! Welcome to the crass headquarters of the world.
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22 Comments Add your own
1. claire | November 28th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
heh. heh hehe..
well, sure. when you hold it THAT way…
Heee!
2. Sundry | November 28th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
That is the dirtiest thing I have ever seen. And is there something sort of . . . protruding from the very tip? That makes it even dirtier somehow?
3. Mauigirl52 | November 28th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
ROFLMAO!
4. jonniker | November 28th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Sundry, that’s the tip she chews until it’s soft and then (oh my God) sucks on. I so wish I was making this up. There is no angle where it isn’t disgusting.
5. nabbalicious | November 28th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
Hahahaha! Oh, man.
6. Jamie | November 28th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Oh hi, Ho!
Oh hi-o! Say, Mrs. Nefler, your hat is fabulous!
Thank you, so is yours!
…
Was I the only one who immediately starting quoting Troop Beverly Hills after reading the first line? Maybe it’s just me?
(crickets)
7. Jeanne B. | November 28th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Brings new meaning to the phrase “you dirty dog”.
8. Sadie | November 29th, 2007 at 6:24 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA AND your dog SUCKS her bone?! HAHAHAHA
Someday when I’m drunk I’ll tell you the story about my puppy discovering a uh, special toy under my bed.
9. Nilsa S. | November 29th, 2007 at 6:48 am
That’s hilarious. Too funny for words.
10. TwoBusy | November 29th, 2007 at 7:22 am
I presume it fell off your penis ghost.
11. Heather B. | November 29th, 2007 at 7:40 am
Looks like a bone to some, penis mold to others.
12. H | November 29th, 2007 at 9:23 am
We have one of those here too! Our beagle likes to carry it around and “hide” it in the house so I’ve discovered it under my pillow (he’s not allowed on the bed), between the couch cushions (he’s not allowed on the couch either) and my daughter has found it under her sheets. The thing is, it takes a long time for him to chew the long end down to the other knot so it slowly gets shorter, and shorter, and shorter….
13. Laurel | November 29th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Our dog, Mr. Bogietron, romances his toys. He licks his stuffed toy and paws at it for a good 30 minutes before he mounts it and then ravishes it. It’s sick but it’s also hilarious to see him “courting” a stuffed animal.
14. Joni | November 29th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Does she ever flick them in the air after she has chewed on them? My dog used to get them all gummy and then try to toss them to us. Ugh- still makes me nauseous thinking of the slimy chew toys landing on me. Even worse, the slobbery pig ears.
15. Cassidy | November 29th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
!!! You are SO dirty!
16. slynnro | November 29th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Oh, wow.
17. jonniker | November 29th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Joni – She flicks and snorts and throws. It’s disgusting, truly, the sliminess of the bones. Sometimes, after she’s sucked on them for too long, we have to pluck little pieces out of her mouth, which is equally foul.
18. amber | November 29th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
It is NOT just you. That bone is actually a boner. Sorry. Had to.
19. Beth | November 30th, 2007 at 9:05 am
Um, there are pet product stores where you can get pet toys. You don’t have to go to the sex shop. Just wanted you to know. ;^)
20. maya | November 30th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Oh. My. God that is truly hysterical. My dog on the other hand was a hick- he used to chew on corncobs and watermelon rinds with great pleasure. Books: my personal fave (not kidding) Moby Dick.thought it apropos for this post.
Also: White Oleander, anything from isabel Allende, The Robe, The Secret Life of Bees (sadly i read Sue Monk Kidds’ other book and it was….meh), classic picks like Northanger Abbey/Jane Eyre etc or newer stuff like Wally Lamb (why do I think you’ve mentioned not liking him??) or The Red Tent, aaah! So many books so little memory!
P.S. Very glad you are so proactive about your health. Cancer bites.(My mom’s mom: undiagnosed brain tumor,3 months. My mom was nine. A year later,her brother: stomach. A year later, their father went from pancreatic. Basically, I am kickin’ it grateful style)
21. Josh | December 2nd, 2007 at 2:23 pm
I like the double entendre of the bone. Very working class of you Joniker. Now, if you could just make every sentence that comes out of your mouth a replica of this, you can work where I do! Welcome to the crass headquarters of the world.
22. SheilaBlackburn25 | April 29th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
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