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		<title>By: GAYJuanita</title>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2010/01/19/im-not-gonna-teach-your-boyfriend-how-to-dance-with-you/comment-page-1/#comment-30895</link>
		<dc:creator>GAYJuanita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 12:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>According to my own exploration, millions of persons in the world get the &lt;a href=&quot;http://lowest-rate-loans.com&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;loans&lt;/a&gt; at good banks. Therefore, there is good possibilities to find a auto loan in all countries.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to my own exploration, millions of persons in the world get the <a href="http://lowest-rate-loans.com" rel="nofollow">loans</a> at good banks. Therefore, there is good possibilities to find a auto loan in all countries.</p>
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		<title>By: Alison</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 04:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am the same way when I watch American Idol. I always pray that I won&#039;t be that deluded parent who has encouraged her child to be an idiot on TV.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am the same way when I watch American Idol. I always pray that I won&#8217;t be that deluded parent who has encouraged her child to be an idiot on TV.</p>
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		<title>By: TwoBusy</title>
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		<dc:creator>TwoBusy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 16:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is probably a good time to mention that my wife&#039;s husband is, like, INSANELY hot. OMG, you guys.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is probably a good time to mention that my wife&#8217;s husband is, like, INSANELY hot. OMG, you guys.</p>
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		<title>By: Katy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Katy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:36:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Delurking to say that the over-gush about the husbands freaks me out too. I mean, that much closeness is BOUND to bring out some sort of hostility--no? that&#039;s just me? Never mind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Delurking to say that the over-gush about the husbands freaks me out too. I mean, that much closeness is BOUND to bring out some sort of hostility&#8211;no? that&#8217;s just me? Never mind.</p>
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		<title>By: Leigh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leigh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oops ,missed this post,  Am late to the party.  But!  On the bragging about spouse/SO thng: I KNOW!  I hate it.too!  The worst offender?  My mother!  (She is not talking about my father, she is remarried).  I do not like.  What am I supposed to say?  Yes he is the perfect man? Ew.  Enough.

And it is doubly bad when bragging to single people like me.  The phrase &quot;Smug marrieds&quot; was the best thing to come out of Bridget Jone&#039;s diary.

Also: Go You!  8 pounds is great, I promise it will show soon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oops ,missed this post,  Am late to the party.  But!  On the bragging about spouse/SO thng: I KNOW!  I hate it.too!  The worst offender?  My mother!  (She is not talking about my father, she is remarried).  I do not like.  What am I supposed to say?  Yes he is the perfect man? Ew.  Enough.</p>
<p>And it is doubly bad when bragging to single people like me.  The phrase &#8220;Smug marrieds&#8221; was the best thing to come out of Bridget Jone&#8217;s diary.</p>
<p>Also: Go You!  8 pounds is great, I promise it will show soon.</p>
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ashley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I totally understand your &quot;that&#039;s somebody&#039;s baybeeeee&quot; sentiment! I have this same thought at the most random times. Like if I&#039;m watching COPS, and some crackhead is getting beat up after bailing his stolen vehicle, I&#039;m all, &quot;STOP! That guy has a mommyyyyyy!&quot; Man, I&#039;m a real weirdo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I totally understand your &#8220;that&#8217;s somebody&#8217;s baybeeeee&#8221; sentiment! I have this same thought at the most random times. Like if I&#8217;m watching COPS, and some crackhead is getting beat up after bailing his stolen vehicle, I&#8217;m all, &#8220;STOP! That guy has a mommyyyyyy!&#8221; Man, I&#8217;m a real weirdo.</p>
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. My fiancee is constantly talking about how the greatest lie anyone has ever been told is, &quot;You can do whatever you want if you work hard enough!&quot;  Sorry, I&#039;m never going to be an Olympic gymast.  You know why?  I am over five and a half feet tall!  It&#039;s not in my genes!  I&#039;m all for encouraging people, but not encouraging them to make fools of themselves!

2. I get the exact same noise when I stand on the Wii board as my friend who weighs significantly more than me.  It&#039;s totally weird and I think it&#039;s funny, but also kind of insulting.  The Wii active is for real, though.  I did something on there that made my upper back hurt for dayyys.  But it was the good kind of hurt!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. My fiancee is constantly talking about how the greatest lie anyone has ever been told is, &#8220;You can do whatever you want if you work hard enough!&#8221;  Sorry, I&#8217;m never going to be an Olympic gymast.  You know why?  I am over five and a half feet tall!  It&#8217;s not in my genes!  I&#8217;m all for encouraging people, but not encouraging them to make fools of themselves!</p>
<p>2. I get the exact same noise when I stand on the Wii board as my friend who weighs significantly more than me.  It&#8217;s totally weird and I think it&#8217;s funny, but also kind of insulting.  The Wii active is for real, though.  I did something on there that made my upper back hurt for dayyys.  But it was the good kind of hurt!</p>
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		<title>By: Kristabella</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kristabella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate the American Idol auditions. Because those people KNOW they are bad and do it just to get on TV. And the producers put the worst ones through. It&#039;s just a circus act.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate the American Idol auditions. Because those people KNOW they are bad and do it just to get on TV. And the producers put the worst ones through. It&#8217;s just a circus act.</p>
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		<title>By: Swistle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Swistle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, yes, I totally get it about the husband thing!!  What is UP with that?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, yes, I totally get it about the husband thing!!  What is UP with that?</p>
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		<title>By: Carrie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carrie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And apparently EVERYONE in my town is a member of your book club since every single copy of &quot;The Help&quot; is checked out or on hold.  Listen, library, don&#039;t make me have to buy that book when I am poor and on unemployment and have a terrible new knitting obsession to fund!

Oh!  and P.S.  Yay, you, for losing eight pounds!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And apparently EVERYONE in my town is a member of your book club since every single copy of &#8220;The Help&#8221; is checked out or on hold.  Listen, library, don&#8217;t make me have to buy that book when I am poor and on unemployment and have a terrible new knitting obsession to fund!</p>
<p>Oh!  and P.S.  Yay, you, for losing eight pounds!!!</p>
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