I Feel Crazy So I Jump in the Soup
March 22nd, 2010
How ridiculous is it that one of the first things I do when I see a hot musician/actor/celebrity of any kind is check to see if he’s, a) gay; b) married? LIKE IT MATTERS. It’s not as though I’m not (happily) married, and it’s not as though I’m going to be trolling the streets of … LA, I guess? … meet these people, so honest to GOD, who gives a rip about whether they would find me attractive and/or are married to someone else? Oh, this is such flawed, broken logic, and yet it persists.
So! Healthcare bill passed! I … well, look, I was for the bill, mostly, although I wanted it to go further (pinko commie ahoy!), and I promise, I’m not going to proselytize (although I have to admit that I have no tolerance for this kind of crap whatsoever. Save the drama, ye pamphlet-makers. Liberty is alive and well. It survived Medicare, y’all!).
But listen, dudes, I know I’m a political junkie and believe me, I’ve watched my fair share of C-SPAN — for God’s sake, we got the SPECIAL PACKAGE of extra channels only so that we could get all THREE levels of C-SPAN! (And Biography. Adam loves the Biography channel.) But yesterday? I watched ELEVEN AND A HALF HOURS of C-SPAN. I watched so much C-SPAN that I dreamed about being on the floor of the House. I dreamed about John Boehner more than anyone should. I woke up all SWEATY thinking I was yielded one minute and I farted into the microphone instead of speaking, true effing story.
And ultimately, I fell asleep before that grand moment where Nancy Pelosi smacked the gavel (“HEED THE GAVEL!”) and was all, “IT PASSED!” But you know what? It doesn’t even matter. Because after eleven and a half hours of that crazy-ass shit, the only, and ladies and gentlemen, I mean the ONLY, thing that would be even SLIGHTLY satisfying would be if Pelosi and Boehner wrapped up the evening in some kind of joint striptease, followed by public fornication on the damn FLOOR OF THE CHAMBER.
NO ONE SHOULD WATCH ELEVEN HOURS OF C-SPAN. NOT EVEN CONGRESSMEN.
I’m not sure I even want to say this, as it’s not something I’m proud to admit, but dudes, I’ve been working out EVERY DAY. EVERY DAY. FOR A LONG TIME. And though my body IS noticeably different than it was at, say, Thanksgiving, and my endurance is pretty freakin’ amazing vs. when I first started. (Level 3 of the Shred? I don’t sweat. Or even breathe that hard.) And my diet! Is very healthy! Like, as healthy as I’m willing to go long-term, so … this is kind of it. I mean, I’m at a sustainable, healthy diet, and I exercise every day. I’m eating healthier and working out more than when I lost 30 pounds last year, I swear to God.
SO WHY DON’T MY OLD PANTS FIT? THAT’S ALL I WANT, INTERNET. I don’t care about the scale. I don’t even care about what I look like! I feel good, and I think I look fine. I just don’t want to have to buy more GODDAMN PANTS. I mean, I can get through back to back levels of the Shred and I kick ass at Banish Fat, Boost Metabolism, and … oh fuck me, I think I have to buy more pants.
One last hopeful question: Could it be because I’m still nursing? I was not one of those mythical people for whom the pounds just FLEW OFF when I breastfed. In fact, I gained weight.
Side note: I’m still nursing. My kid is more than a year old. You could knock me over a feather with this fact. She IS starting to show signs of weaning (GROSSEST WORD EVER) herself, so it’s not like I’m going to REALLY shock myself by nursing until she’s eleven, but … still. I will have nursed her for well over a year when all is said and done. I was so nervous about breastfeeding and was prepared with formula and I donated it all. I … well, this is shocking to me, I don’t know why.
And finally: I am going to BlogHer. Have I mentioned this before? This is my first year, and the first time I’ll be meeting most of you who are going. Oh yes, I’ve met bloggers before — plenty of them! And, if I say so, it’s always gone swimmingly, if slightly awkward at first. (Me, not them.) And here’s the thing that even THEY don’t know: I am very shy in large groups, and it manifests itself in one of two ways: Either I am VERY CHATTY to the point of wondering if I am EVER going to shut up, like, EVER. Or I become super-reserved and hang around the periphery, so inwardly focused that I won’t even SEE YOU if you wave or approach me or anything like that. Ergo, sometimes I come across as a total snobby douche. At one of my workplaces, during one drunken sales event, a longtime colleague admitted to me that he thought I was super-cold, unapproachable and just plain mean. Oh, and that I thought I was too good for everyone. Which, oh my God, NO HO HO.
I’m not! I’m not! But I’m nervous that’s how I will APPEAR, because I will be NERVOUS and then everyone will think I’m a big SNOB who thinks she’s too COOL for everyone and is CLIQUEY, as you all imagine me in some private party where they give out gold ingots in big, supersecret swag bags, when really, I’ll be in my room, breathing into a paper bag and watching TV. (Note: my roommate is my girl Jennie. I’m sure you’ll agree that this is a SHOCKING choice. Why, I hardly know her!)
So now you know. I’m shy in large groups. Like, SUPER SHY. And again, people who know me in a SMALL group setting may find this SURPRISING, but OH JUST YOU WAIT!
Happy Tuesday!
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84 Comments Add your own
1. samantha Jo Campen | March 22nd, 2010 at 9:01 pm
You farted into the microphone instead of speaking.
Oh my hell PLEASE go into politics.
CAN’T WAIT TO MEET YOU AT BLOGHER OMG.
2. tracey | March 22nd, 2010 at 9:09 pm
Sweetie, I hate to tell you, but your pants may never fit again. Hips and joints have shifted and turned different directions and you may be the same “size” of pants but the SAME pants may not fit you anymore. SUCKS, doesn’t it? Even better for me is the shoe sizes that have changed with each child. Try replacing all of your SHOES 3 times and get back to me. Actual tears were wept, my dear…
3. KBO | March 22nd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
I can’t wait to see you at Blog Her. I plan on dancing like Elaine Benes.
4. Danell | March 22nd, 2010 at 9:38 pm
I just started the shred TODAY. Like, FIRST DAY of LEVEL ONE…and reading that you are more fit than say THANKSGIVING ago practically made me burst into tears. Dude, I wanted to hear that you completed the 30 days and promptly went out and purchased the smallest bikini you have ever owned.
Kidding, sort of.
Yeah, I kind of know my pants are never going to fit again simply because of the Sharpei I have for a belly now. And I also had to replace all my shoes. Twice. (Two kids.)
5. g. | March 22nd, 2010 at 9:46 pm
God, no one should ever watch that much C-SPAN.
Just asking because I’m curious and not because I’m troll-y or criticizing in any way — and definitely not because I am trying to participate in some sort of scary blog war — but why did you think what Dooce wrote was crappy? It seemed to me like she was just trying to give an example of how the bill could help her family, especially because she lives somewhere that is generally hostile to her point of view. I don’t read her site regularly, but I kind of liked that post.
6. jonniker | March 22nd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Oh shit, G, I didn’t mean that her POST was crappy, I meant the stuff she was REFERRING TO was crappy. I liked the post. And now I feel like I have to edit. Oops.
Oh, and Danell, I’ve only been working out that hard since January. Ish. If that helps.
7. g. | March 22nd, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Oh, I’m sorry! Probably just me reading too quickly right before bed. Health care for all, and to all a good night!
8. -R- | March 22nd, 2010 at 10:07 pm
I am so sad that I’m not going to BlogHer, but I just can’t for family reasons. Dang it. I’m really, really upset that I can’t go; you guys are going to have so much fun!
Love your CSPAN dream.
9. Jennie | March 22nd, 2010 at 10:11 pm
I’m going to start telling people I’m rooming with Jonna the Snob to get the rumors started nice and early.
10. H | March 22nd, 2010 at 10:41 pm
Oh man, I am the same way you are with the large group/small group thing. And when I leave a small group gathering, I relive the conversations and worry that I offended someone or just plain sounded stupid. It is kind of comforting to know there are others out there who are just like me. You’ll be fine. I know – easy for me to say!
11. Hilary | March 22nd, 2010 at 11:21 pm
The not-fitting-pants-thing might, possibly, be due to nursing. I found that my body hung onto ten pounds of, “Hey, we’re saving this for the baaaaby” weight, and then it gradually (yes, sadly, gradually) came off each time after I stopped with the suckling. (There, that’s grosser than using the world “weaning,” right?) But also, I weigh less now than I did before I had my two kids, and some things still don’t fit the same. As Metallica would say, sad but true.
12. Lippy | March 22nd, 2010 at 11:50 pm
Oh, my.. I am totally the same way. I have worked at the same place for 12 years. I can’t tell you the number of people who have told me in the last 3 years they thought I was a bitchy snob. No no, just socially awkward.
I hear you on the nursing surprised myself the first time I went to a year. My plan was for 2 months or so. I am not looking forward to the weaning because I usually gain weight… booo
Tracey uggg the shoes. I am finally replacing my shoe wardrobe after having my third, I donated the ones that will never fit again. So sad
13. Nothing But Bonfires | March 23rd, 2010 at 12:34 am
FANTASTIC! WE WILL FINALLY MEET! Although I guess I probably need to, like, book a flight or something. And a hotel room.
14. Leah | March 23rd, 2010 at 1:19 am
I get the same thing with the shy = snobby thing, and I think it’s magnified by the fact that I’m not shy at all when in smaller groups, especially smaller groups of people I know. Ergo, people I don’t know will see me being all friendly and relaxed in a small group and then totally quiet and introverted in a larger group and then have “proof” that it’s just me being a bitch. Oh, HIGH SCHOOL, how I missed you!
But here’s the thing about BlogHer: it’s a big conference, but it’s made up of little groups–little group made up of people you know and love!–which is actually really comforting, at least for me. All you have to do is make sure you have at least one go-to person you can call and freak out to, and it’ll be fine.
15. Cheryl | March 23rd, 2010 at 4:12 am
I’ve never given birth but let me tell you right now, gravity works. I weigh less than I did in high school and yes I hate you Leah for even mentioning it here. I thought I was fat back then because I’m tall and clothing manufacturers hadn’t gotten it yet that teenagers didn’t belong in polyester plus sizes simply because they were tall. Back to gravity. Things have slid and drooped and sagged; I’m not talking about boobs because I don’t have any to do any of the above. Just call me Bob.
Just got a Wii Fit Plus to try to halt the slow slide of my ass into my shoes. Don’t get me started on shoe manufacturers. Just don’t go there. I plan to have a perky butt, quads of steel, and washtub abs by next week. Or at least get the thing hooked up to the television by then.
Good luck at BlogHer. I’m SO the same way when it comes to groups large and small. Reminds me of high school, which I never quite got except for the edumication part.
16. sassymonkey | March 23rd, 2010 at 6:17 am
You can come hide in my corner at BlogHer. I am actually pretty shy and get overwhelmed easily. So I hide in corners. Of course, I tend to broadcast on Twitter that I’m hiding in corners and tell people to come say hi. It helps ever so slightly with people thinking that I’m a stuck up bitch.
17. Swistle | March 23rd, 2010 at 7:58 am
1. Because I too check eligibility of celebrity hotties, I like to think of it as a sign of a good character: even in PURELY HYPOTHETICAL situations you are making sure it is morally okay to be interested!
2. I have definitely heard that people’s SKELETONS CHANGE SHAPE after childbirth. My ribs are further out.
18. Misty | March 23rd, 2010 at 8:29 am
Two things:
Woot Heathcare! Down with the haters!
annnddd…
I was one of those people who kept the baby weight until I stopped nursing. I have just accepted the fact that when I bring forth life, it means over two mortal years of big girl pants. After I stop nursing, things get better though.
19. cindy w | March 23rd, 2010 at 9:07 am
1) That’s a hell of a lot of C-SPAN.
2) I gave up on nursing after the first month (my boobs = no makey the milk-stuff), so I have no freaking clue about the pants thing. But most women I know say that the last 10-15 pounds hung around until after their babies were weaned. So… maybe?
3) BlogHer! Yay! I might bumrush you to give you a totally awkward hug. Consider yourself warned.
20. Christine | March 23rd, 2010 at 9:54 am
Wait, farted into a microphone? That’s only the best political dream ever. I think of it as your calling.
And I’m with you on wishing that the health care bill went further, but I’m hopeful that once people realize that “ohmahgod, the world hasn’t ended,” that maybe we can move forward and actually effectuate real change.
21. Nicole | March 23rd, 2010 at 12:00 pm
I’m really shy to say this, because I don’t want to get totally clobbered, but it probably is because you are still nursing. I know some people at LLL will hate me for this but I think that your body just will not give up the extra pounds when your baby needs nutrition from it. Also, your boobs probably weigh more, if you’re going by the scale, but since you are specifically referring to pants…I guess that is irrelevant information.
That’s probably too much C-SPAN.
22. Liz | March 23rd, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Dood. Laurie Berkner rocks.
23. natalie | March 23rd, 2010 at 1:25 pm
I cannot believe you watched that much C-SPAN. But I enjoyed watching it vicariously through your tweets… and I didn’t lose all the baby weight with either of my kids until after weaning. So! Something to look forward to!
24. Kristin H | March 23rd, 2010 at 1:58 pm
HAhahahaha. We love us some Laurie Berkner ’round these parts. Hey Freddie! Hey Freddie! Let’s eat some! Spaghetti!
(You’re welcome for that catchy little ear worm.)
25. Jen | March 23rd, 2010 at 2:05 pm
I’m still nursing Avery too and starting to kind of feel nervous because she is getting MORE interested in nursing as she gets older. Hello child, that is the REVERSE of how it is supposed to happen! So I might be nursing her until she is 11. Or not. Because my mom nursed me until I was THREE and I am still a little bit traumatized by her stories of me asking to “Go home and do the other side?” in the GROCERY STORE.
Anyway, you are going to be a superstar at BlogHer. Almost makes me wish I had a real blog!
26. H | March 23rd, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I just read the crazy pamphlet stuff. WOW. Just WOW. THAT is scary!
27. Angella | March 23rd, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Looking forward to meeting you, lady. I, too, can be shy (NO, REALLY), but I almost always turn into the social butterfly/chatterbox as a reaction.
You’ve been warned.
28. heidi | March 23rd, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Just to let you know, after my last kid I lost 40 pounds. I was 20 pounds lighter than when I met my husband. I could not wear a skirt I wore on one of our first dates. I WAS 20 POUNDS LIGHTER. My ribs and hips spread during pregnancy. My body will never be the same. But I do get to have 4 kids out of the deal. Totally worth it. (most days)
29. slynnro | March 23rd, 2010 at 5:15 pm
WHATEVA JONNA- You are a mere four years away from nursing a kindergartner. HYPOCRITE!
30. Ellen M | March 23rd, 2010 at 8:12 pm
I’m going with the “body holds on to a few pounds or in my case 15 while breastfeeding” trope, too. Makes it easier to keep avoiding the hard choices about permanent pants size.
I’ve never been to BlogHer, but since I live in NYC, I figured the barrier to entry was as low as it’ll ever be, so I can tell you all the great bars that have C-Span on if you need it.
31. TwoBusy | March 23rd, 2010 at 10:33 pm
Having met you last summer, I can verify that you are super-cold, unapproachable and just plain mean.
32. mar | March 23rd, 2010 at 10:34 pm
oh! you are so me in my nervous shyness; either too much talking or total wallflower here. and my bf bought me tickets (2nd year!), so i will be in the nyc as well. hope to meet you in person, whether you respond to my crazy waving at you or not.
33. Penny | March 23rd, 2010 at 11:16 pm
Not enough women’s blogs go political I think. And they should.
I don’t know if this was just my experience with pants, but I got new pants after the first pregnancy, and now it’s looking like I need to do thsi again after my 2nd. I’m hopefully still in the process of losing weight though, it’s just taking me a really f’ing long time.
34. Amy | March 24th, 2010 at 10:30 am
OK, don’t hate me….I am one of those women who lose the baby weight and THEN SOME while nursing. I am thinner now than I have been since running cross-country in highschool (maybe even thinner than that). Unfortunately, I mostly lost the weight in my butt and thighs. Thinner thighs=YAY, No butt=OUCH MY TAIL BONE. It digs into everything and is quite painful. It is the worst at my job because I sit all day long.
I am looking forward to weaning in a few months to gain some weight back.
Sorry, please don’t hate me.
Amy
35. RockyCat | March 24th, 2010 at 10:39 am
Holy crap, I’ve been on Level One of The Shred for, like, TWO MONTHS and I’m still huffing and puffing.
You are obviously Superwoman.
36. Kerri Anne | March 24th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
New York is going to be awesome. AWESOME, I say! No, but, seriously. Awe.Some.
37. kris | March 24th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
You and Jennie are rooming together? I MAY CAMP OUT AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR BEDS.*
*creepy.
38. Lauren | March 24th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
My son weaned (hate that word too) himself at 7 months, which was shocking to me because I thought I’d nurse until he was at least a year old. Onto formula he went (I was depressed; now I’m over it). I was thaaa-rilled when he turned one and we could move him onto milk. And then there was an earthquake in Haiti, and I was weeping at the site of all the kids, and I made my husband go out and buy more formula just in case we had a major earthquake here in LA (where all the celebrities roam about) and we couldn’t get him any milk. I don’t know why I’m telling you all this. Speaking of celebrities and straight/gayness–did you know the awesome actor who plays Cameron on Modern Family is straight? That coulda knocked ME over with a feather. THE END.
39. Jessica | March 24th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
A woman on the pregnancy message boards I haunt had this to say about HCR: “my hubby and I are conservative Chrisitans and we love our LIBERTY!” Am still trying to figure that one out.
Oh, and the pants? Will probably never fit the same way again, no matter how much you loae. Kids have ruined my shape foreva!
40. Tammie | March 25th, 2010 at 8:13 am
I lost a ton of weight breastfeeding, but my metabolism and my body in general didn’t get back to pre-baby normal until about six months after I stopped breastfeeding. Just my two cents.
Have a blast at blog her it will be a great experience.
Oh and I also thought I should share that while I no longer pee when I sneeze, I can’t jump on a trampoline without leaking a tiny bit of pee. I don’t know if this will ever effect your life in any way, just thought you should know.
41. Shin Ae | March 25th, 2010 at 11:08 am
I see your “Ahoy” and I raise you a “Holla!” Also, best C-SPAN-related dream, EVER.
42. Deb on the Rocks | March 25th, 2010 at 11:38 am
Sometimes legislative work seems incredibly anti-climatic. Can’t say I really want to see Pelosi porn, though.
So excited to know I’m finally foing to meet you at BlogHer!
43. Heather B. | March 28th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
I fucking hate large groups of people. HATE. There was this moment at BlogHer last year when I was suddenly alone. I mean there were people around, of course, but MY people, my girls, my family were all missing and so I wandered around for 30 minutes by myself and was on the verge of tears and went to my room to hide out. It was awful. So! I tend to not talk to anyone and stand terrified by myself OR I get really drunk.
Oh God, I’m scared already. Can’t wait!
P.S. I’d tell you how I feel about C-SPAN but I think you already know. Remind me to tell you about the time that John Boehner blew smoke in my face. And dude, he really is that orange. And also the time that I got a little drunk and told Nancy Pelosi “oh my God, I love you. Seriously” and then proceeded to melt into a puddle on the floor.
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Out of the deep waters of the hotel reception, LinZhiJiang is preparing to entered the hotel courtyard of the parking lot, suddenly behind came the sound of someone called him, he couldn’t help stop, turn head a see just know is big bridge project department of xiangjiang river railway YanJieBin manager.
“Secretary Lin,St. Louis Rams Jerseys how do you suddenly go? How will no longer play out?” In fact YanJieBin see this LinZhiJiang suddenly go, he’s almost has a little silly, he really had no way to want, the headquarters of the leadership of the great concentration unexpectedly is so strong, but he feels now face the people, after all, or his immediate superior, so he wants to again how will chase out concern yourself of leadership, otherwise, how the whole die tomorrow was all don’t know, so not faint?
“Oh, is strict manager ah, also have no what, I makeshift headquarters there have something, I thought you were too busy to, so there is no and greet you.” LinZhiJiang just lightly and YanJieBin said.
LinZhiJiang now wide awake, he even have wonder YanJieBin and LiuZhiKun two people, arrange his to swim in the deep water, “could have what ulterior motives? Also good oneself of reason or still save, or going short pleasure, long lament.
“Oh, you occupy ah, that line, I afraid is the inside of the service personnel let you not happy?” YanJieBin is also a tai chi’s player, and he certainly clear, LinZhiJiang words of so-called occupy, is actually nothing, these have just one of his pretext.
Of course YanJieBin can also understand LinZhiJiang mood, the somebody else as a big leadership how so carelessly, let you simply a girl to fix? !!!!! So YanJieBin also release however, soon to LinZhiJiang friendly to hand, and LinZhiJiang shook it, then the department of LinZhiJiang came to thank guidance, and also review the just of that a bridge pier offset problem, and bear the responsibility.
Of course he’s smart, he and no responsibility to push to take off again and again, he just always put the responsibility to yourself LAN, anyway, hear the words in his mouth, is always review ah, he has the responsibility to is what of, this is he on the officialdom standard modus operandi, like this without DuoDa things of live, that is about to task responsibility, but as long as it is involved person casualties and so on the words like, that is about to try to clear responsibility now, because he is less likely to suggest heavy or weigh in hand clearly.
Since the somebody else YanJieBin can be bear error, so LinZhiJiang is bad also to say what, finally to YanJieBin leave 1, then, I’ll go back to work, and here the pier migration technology analysis report out again. LinZhiJiang with these words, they and the driver said,, after get in, and soon we also drove off.
In the deep water back to headquarters is located hotel here NiuZhuang elementary school, is a little far, drive estimated to 30 minutes or so fastest, kubesh j t after car, they rely on in the back seat of the armchairs catnap for a while, he now needs a good comb your emotions, he did not think of this just inadvertently to this big bridge projects department to see xiangjiang river, can see such a big thing out, is really makes him a bit depressed home la la la la la la…
Also don’t know how long, he is still in catnap of ear hears someone called: “Lin secretary, to……”
LinZhiJiang hear voices, open your eyes see it is the driver of JinYun headquarters Abram, know it is has come to command, but also in hesitate how so quick, he is already wide awake, and also quickly sat up.
After a while, LinZhiJiang into office, a bottom to sit on the office chair, the in the mind still wondering just YanJieBin said. The more feel wrong thinking, has the pier offset what there was another insider become? Anyway LinZhiJiang is YanJieBin just talk of the expressions feel a little strange, especially to our more time to play when it is to appear more meaningful. LinZhiJiang ponder to hone to more of a word YanJieBin think that HuaLiYouHua, seems to be tempted themselves, are they not how the girl and be sorry? ……
Are the ideas, headquarters office secretary LiuMei yuan walk to come in, and LinZhiJiang said: “Lin secretary of provincial capital, just ten thousand, vice secretary of party group company HuangJia keep called, let you give him back to a phone call.”
Of course LiuMei yuan to come here not only LinZhiJiang and this thing, she is also through her in the provincial capital ten thousand party group company’s uncle, the group company HuangChunXu planning department minister know there, ten thousand party engineering company will soon be big range personnel changes, she has been the headquarters of the secretary to be good, so she’ll want to tell LinZhiJiang in the first time, that he has a psychological preparation.
“Lin, I heard that ten thousand party secretary of engineering company recently for a period of time will have action, do you want to have some ready?” LiuMei yuan and also for the first time and LinZhiJiang said this sensitive topic, to be honest, she didn’t really know how to communicate with him such a topic.
How much more will she and LinZhiJiang relationship, and no iron that can discuss personal future side of things. In other words, is the relationship between them, has not advanced to the point that what confidante. So she can only choose carefully and the way and LinZhiJiang dialogue.
When LinZhiJiang heard LiuMei yuan will suddenly and this brought about personnel of sensitive topic, his heart that shocked degree is not small, even is starting to worry about the trend of the future.
So, LinZhiJiang also will no longer taboo what, just say no to local say: “that you know what the specific content?…” But like so ask your subordinates the personnel issues, for him, for the first time, but in order to progress, he want to simply throw caution to the wind, also don’t always and the past that, respectable but what a pain.
Previous LinZhiJiang is never to worried about how, but this time he felt different, because they have had is full of 45 years old people, if missed the chance, that is very may be all miss, so in his heart for, he wanted to in the provincial capital group company there for a walk, and many clusters of door, fashion tote bagslet these leadership to know the true to myself to do it.
“As for what concrete plan I am not very clear, I just to listen to my uncle said, this time to the scope of the move can be very large, and even some projects department and even the whole system to branch out, what else dial, I don’t know.” LiuMei yuan to help to LinZhiJiang feel very happy, even at told him he and provincial capital group company HuangChunXu minister of planning department relationship, as long as it is to the man to immediate, doing too many things, she also like to.
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On Monday morning, Tennessee Titans Jerseysis the headquarters of the routine approach will time, the meeting in eight point three is officially began, and as the class meeting WuFangYuan before a lot of need to submit an expense account information, in command of the financial YeXiaoMin desk. At the time YeXiaoMin is busy preparing the annual reports of the material, busy just didn’t have time to look up, but she stood in front of the feeling people should be WuFangYuan, then the head also don’t lift ground to say: “ZhiHuiChang wu, something it?” “Leaves accounting, is some of the stuff used to submit an expense account, blunt I part of you spare some time for help, petty cash, look at it.” YeXiaoMin make hand casually have doubled in the material said: “but may not have so quickly oh, this two days to do first of financial statements, and you have to wait.” “That line, Cheap Atlanta Falcons JerseysI put the thing to be put on you here, when you’re free for you see, have questions, you can find me.” After WuFangYuan with these words, and walked out of the YeXiaoMin office. WuFangYuan sort out these material unexpectedly is so fast, can’t help letting YeXiaoMin doubt he offers these material has a problem, under the command of some big main project project, she basically or understand, because she is very clear, the owner of the units are now in accordance with the progress of the projects pay, you have not done so much progress, he wants to take money this is difficult, it is completely impossible. And just this pile of things, she at a glance saw a sheet of sign after receiving STH is migrant workers pay, she at noon yesterday in the dining hall, it seems as if still hear the LaoXie labor contractor in engineering, said three months did not send the salary migrant workers, has WuFangYuan action so fast,Buffalo Bills Jerseys just yesterday afternoon take three months salary to give “, again carefully see above and resolve the LaoXie sign for the list of the signature, and look at the signature of the LaoXie time or last week, do the labor contractor LaoXie signature also false become? Dizzy, really is dizzy to finish. The last time WuFangYuan give her invoice have two zhang is fraudulent votes, don’t know where he came from the lane. Now such a rapid speed is fixed, and just caocao a look as though it found problems, and let her feel his these things not false just strange…… However, Chicago Bears Jerseysshe also see WuFangYuan provide these things which, there are several pen large business receives fee, there were three pen business entertainment expenses, on average every pen is several hundred thousand yuan, this let YeXiaoMin feel very surprised, how can so come out? Because the ten thousand party engineering company business receives fee for use, there are still some specific provision, one of the main provisions, that is every year there are certain limits, command the rules here is a year total business receives fee to not more than 100000 yuan, but now WuFangYuan brought more than the number of things early, but also has far more than, but let YeXiaoMin feel strange, the expense account sign of unexpectedly is the provincial capital ten thousand party group the vice general manager of xiangjiang river, the railway engineering battalion ZhiHuiChang ShenRongLin, this ShenRongLin is when to come of, how she don’t know? But, even ShenRongLin personally to WuFangYuan of these documents signed the letter, but he as the headquarters ZhiHuiChang, should also know ten thousand party engineering company and provincial capital ten thousand party group company are also has such regulations ah, such super pay so much business receives fee,Cheap Replica Louis Vuitton once is related to the audit department, then these must be can’t pass the, and oneself are affected, but now he can still do, the family has headquarters signed the worthy of the name, from financial system say, a big leadership to sign him, he offered his documents if there are no other problems, this time, you can only do it is giving his, have no good way to be neat beauty. It is a good idea of what more, oneself also can’t smart to figure out a way to somebody else and two ZhiHuiChang hostile to deputy ah,Cheap Replica Shoes say not nice, say you are just small accounting, how could somebody else and two large leadership alone? …… YeXiaoMin and look at the data, the heart thinks: or whatever, so busy these annual report things again say, just just literally see, but she certainly thinks there will be problems of, again nasty and only see things such as a full look at the situation, but those who ShenRongLin signed those business for documents, temporarily no questions, may I listed account, later. As for other some documents, first temporarily puts, and there’s a chance, WuFangYuan again for this thing to do round. But the premise is, the bills can’t provide false invoices, otherwise she will feel very difficult now. YeXiaoMin also looked at these documents in casual, except those related business receives fee material preparation more ready besides, some other specific project is some procedures incomplete; Such as a site for material, cement and steel mold the piece, still lack of relevant technical personnel’s signature, the other is to test these invoice true and false. And then the migrant workers payment of salary list,AP Chinese some places have not listed clearly, some of which hold the signature facebook, she also need a phone to confirm, even if she wanted to help him, also want to help in the light of, can’t let him go to do anything bad. Another is to test these invoice true and false, of course also only go online to check, so many invoice, one by one, and it also really worry not, YeXiaoMin can’t help lightly sighed. YeXiaoMin is a native of pinghu girl, and the smooth settled in YuWanFang company, started her life of another a journey. In ten thousand party engineering company this mobility unit work, is still relatively a quiet, even is drab. For years she spent in many places, in pinghu stay time is very short, so of the day though drab, but also more full, just set himself to the delay, age also crossed the appalling 30 big shut, became the eyes of the people with female, the YeXiaoMin married also became her mother’s heart, as long as it is YeXiaoMin a time back to pinghu, her mother took her to get around to introduce object, but in the YeXiaoMin here, are usually is a “can’t find feeling”, or “not found a irritating to eyes” and sent, most dear to process, were basically met, the relationship between men and women after be die young. In fact she in pinghu stay time and not many, usually three months can rest home about 10 days, but sometimes in order to escape from the mother of those boring to arrange, pinghu also in the dorm to return to stay don’t want to go home, in her eyes or a person good, that a people eat satisfied family not hungry feeling so good. Just in this project department and WuFangYuan get along with long, she felt more irritating to eyes to his fate, and also in imperceptible in to this better than she small bit of big boy, a little bit more different care, maybe this is what people have often said that’s unrequited love. But she also WuFangYuan to some of the practices, hold different opinions, of course, WuFangYuan like to “small temple street BuYeTian” nightclub that kind of place more disgusted. At the same time, YeXiaoMin also thought of NaShi last went to the company’s financial statements meeting, the meeting about pinghu local tax bureau to ten thousand party company of audit, just in a small projects department, they have found dozens of false invoices, amount as high as 600 yuan, this had to let screamed ah. If the tax bureau according to tax law to a fine, you can die for you and continue to tax bureau is coming to audit the handle affairs personnel is about human nature, to you of self-check, find out the last out of false invoices, to supplement to set a ticket will do.
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