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My mother often worries about what an anxious person I am, and if that’s not a bizarrely ironic statement, I don’t know what is. I think that sentence about sums it up, but I can’t help but chuckle to myself just thinking about WHERE I might have gotten such anxiety FROM?
After all, the woman who raised me is the same person who, upon learning that I would be wearing my (beautiful but fairly modest, at least by local standards — I mean I’m not rocking an eyeball on my finger or anything) engagement ring on my honeymoon, was absolutely HORRIFIED and fretted aloud that I needed to guard my hands everywhere I went, because someone could just come up to me and MACHETE IT RIGHT OFF MY FINGER, and she was completely serious. Oh wait, no, I think she meant that they would MACHETE OFF MY ENTIRE FINGER, not just the ring. So.
(We honeymooned in Aruba, which is incredibly safe and not at all prone to rogue machetes, even in a post-Natalee Holloway world.)
(Not that I’m blaming the victim here, but I think we can all agree that it was highly unlikely that I would be getting wasted and trekking off to parts unknown with strange local men I had just met on my honeymoon, I mean, right?)
She ALSO forwards me EVERY SINGLE THING she gets that is a warning of some kind, whether it’s the woman who narrowly missed going home with a guy who had duct tape and rope in the back of his car or how to keep yourself safe in the event of a person who wants to steal your car in a parking lot (throw your keys in one direction, run in the opposite direction. Scream a lot.)
I don’t even know where I’m going with this, except I keep laughing at all the warnings she gives me about keeping my eye on Sam when we’re out in public, when first of all, HAAAA, as if she raised me to be anything but PSYCHOTICALLY SUSPICIOUS, but also, every mother of a two-year-old knows that taking your eyes off them in a public place is JUST NOT POSSIBLE. I mean, yes, you don’t want them running into traffic or being abducted or what have you, but the more pressing reason is that they are like tiny destructive robots who will leave rubble in their wake if you leave them unattended for like, five whole seconds.
For God’s sake, I was putting CUCUMBERS IN A FRACKING BAG today at the grocery store, thus occupying my hands for what, a FRACTION OF A SECOND?, and the kid nearly took out the entire banana stand. It was teetering! Bananas were at risk! Repeat, BANANAS WERE AT RISK.
So yeah, geez, I keep an eye on my kid for the safety of everyone involved, including the bananas, but also because yes, my mother raised me to be EVER VIGILANT of people who want to do me or my child harm.
(I’m sure she’ll comment here. Keep your eyes peeled.)
Along those lines, I have said this elsewhere before, but when we lived in South Carolina, we were always warned to not go near golf balls that had fallen into the many ponds around our house (or anywhere, really). South Carolina — at least the area we lived — was pretty lax when it came to allowing fairly large alligators to live in the lagoons on golf courses and housing developments, and the one behind our house was particularly gigantic. I wouldn’t put Sunny on a lead out there, is what I’m saying. ANYWAY, every golfing season, some jackhole would lose a limb digging after his golf ball, because he found out too late that the golf ball he was digging at was an alligator egg, which HA HA.
But the thing is, wouldn’t YOU take off the limb of anyone who tried to harm your kid? I would BREAK THEIR NECK, honestly, without even flinching, and if ever there was a time to have sympathy for an alligator, motherhood is it. See also: I have an entirely new appreciation for the peril we were actually in when I was on a hike in high school with my boyfriend and some friends, and a baby bear — an adorable, tiny, picture-perfect baby bear — rolled right in front of us on the trail. At first we were like, OH LOOK, a baby bear, how CUTE! And then, OH MY JESUS GOD, A BABY BEAR! RUN! because that bitch would have TORN OUR FACES OFF.
Apropos of nothing, now might be the time to mention that Baby Bear’s (Sesame Street) speech impediment makes me positively ENRAGED. I’m all for being inclusive and making kids feel like everyone is different and speech impediments are okay, but my GOD, it’s TERRIBLE and not even REALISTIC-SOUNDING and SESAME WORKSHOP, I’M PRETTY PEEVED.
I hope you have a great Tuesday. Give yourself a cookie for making it through this absurdity unscathed.
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1. Suebob | August 22nd, 2011 at 10:40 pm
My sis was this remarkably mellow, unflappable hippie surfer girl. She had her son when she was 19 and she said when the nurse came to take her son back to the nursery (back when they did that, I guess), she turned into a mother lion, yelling “DON’T YOU TOUCH MY BABY!” Arms. Torn off.
2. NGS | August 22nd, 2011 at 11:06 pm
Whenever I go out in public with my mother, she always talks about being careful for pickpockets (do people still do that in America?), watching out for cars that might come up on the sidewalk (?!), or other things. I call her Mad Eye. You know, Mad Eye Moody in Harry Potter? Constant vigilance!!
3. Thesaurus | August 22nd, 2011 at 11:16 pm
As a fellow worrier I share this conversation I had with my sister a couple of years ago.
I unleash a whole list of concerns occupying my mind at that time.
Sister: You know, I think you worry too much.
Me: Well how much should I be worrying?
Sister: If you’re worried about your worrying you are worrying too much.
4. Michelle | August 22nd, 2011 at 11:43 pm
Ugh. Baby Bear is so annoying. We have Sesame Street books with Baby Bear in them and they even put his speech impediment in the text.
5. Lynnette | August 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 am
I have a mother that is similarly unaware of her particular neurosis. She is the constantly busy, starting clubs, taking on extra work, triathlons, ohmygod just sit down for a minute, mom. I was talking to her on the phone and while she was going on about her book club hosting, political rally, marathon training, she told me she didn’t know how to fit in a seminar on prioritizing she had signed up for. She couldn’t. Prioritize. The Prioritizing. She failed to see the humor in the situation. I was so exhausted from listening to her that I took a nap.
I NEVER stop looking at/holding on to my toddler. It would be disastrous for all involved.
6. el-e-e | August 23rd, 2011 at 7:18 am
Ugh, Baby Bear. Agreed. But maybe this means the Yo Gabba Gabba obsession has waned a bit? Lucky for you! Maybe.
7. Dr. Maureen | August 23rd, 2011 at 7:31 am
I HATE BABY BEAR. Also Murray. I think they got the same guy who voices The Map (from Doray) to voice Murray. Why the whining, Sesame Street? WHYYYY? We actually pretty much never watch Sesame Street here because my kids just don’t want to. And now that it’s terrible and is 30% Elmo and 30% computer-generated Abby Cadabra, I don’t even mind. Man, I miss GOOD Sesame Street.
8. Amy | August 23rd, 2011 at 7:32 am
My mother is convinced that Virginia is the reason for all of my boys’ health issues including seasonal allergies (although she seems to have forgotten that I’ve had allergies all my life). I come by my anxiety honestly.
Baby Bear is quite annoying, although I’d be happy if there was more Abby.
9. Dr. Maureen | August 23rd, 2011 at 7:35 am
You know? “Doray the Exploray?”
10. SwingCheese | August 23rd, 2011 at 8:29 am
My mom is a nurse and she works with people who are severely developmentally disabled, autistic, etc. Most of the folks she works with have had their conditions since birth. BUT: when boyo was slow to talk, she began to fret that perhaps he was autistic. And she began to fret about this when he was around 6 mos. old. I, the first time mom, had to reassure her that my son was normal, that my ped wasn’t at all worried, and that he would talk in good time. Which he did. And he’s not autistic. But still, she worries more than enough for the both of us.
11. Ris | August 23rd, 2011 at 8:45 am
My mother worries that I worry to much. I…don’t even know where to begin with her.
12. Devan | August 23rd, 2011 at 9:13 am
My mother sounds a lot like yours, and yet she wonders why I’m on medication for anxiety.
13. Diane | August 23rd, 2011 at 9:58 am
We have THE SAME MOM. Whenever I am pregnant, she freaks out that someone is going to cut the baby out of me to steal it. This keeps her up at night, Jonna. She’s like DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN YOU ARE SUPER PREGNANT. (I don’t answer the door if my husband isn’t here ANYWAY. I don’t care if it’s a sweet little old lady — NOT ANSWERING.)
Yesterday was Violet’s first day of Kindergarten, and when I told my mom she’d be riding the school bus home, my mom decided to put every possible worry in my head that wasn’t already there, the worst of which was WHAT IF SHE GETS OFF AT THE WRONG STOP AND SHE IS ALL ALONE AND NOT ON THE BUS WHEN IT GETS TO YOUR STOP? Oh, gosh! That hadn’t occurred to me! Allow me to now spend the next FIVE HOURS until she gets home MAINTAINING MY CALM. (And then, ha ha ha, her bus was 25 minutes late dropping her off. I think my heart just started beating again about 10 minutes ago.)
So, yeah. Moms. Good to know we come by the anxiety honestly, my heavens.
14. Hillary | August 23rd, 2011 at 9:58 am
Oh yes, my mom, who is the most anxious person I know, regularly worries about my own anxiety. And yet seems totally unaware of how her anxiety probably shaped mine. I’m the laid back one in the family (which isn’t saying much. I’m high strung and I know it.)
15. -R- | August 23rd, 2011 at 12:21 pm
OMG, I HATE BABY BEAR. Have you seen the episode where he is scared of getting a haircut? I had to leave the room.
16. Li | August 23rd, 2011 at 12:24 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. I totally relate. And thanks to my mom and her insanity, I am convinced that baby snatchers are going to steal my daughter. Like the time we went to the Dominican Republic and I became convinced that the driver sent by our resort to pick us up at the airport was going to kill my husband and I and sell our children, instead of taking us to the resort. Needless to say, the poor man dropped us off at our resort with no idea that in my mind, I had turned him into the mastermind of an international child smuggling ring. I really should look into xanax,.
17. Li | August 23rd, 2011 at 12:25 pm
ps — i meant my husband and ME…. grrr. internet grammar mistakes cause me almost as much anxiety as child smuggling,…
18. cindy w | August 23rd, 2011 at 1:35 pm
My dad is the worrywart in our family. Like when I mentioned that I was taking my then-3 year-old swimming, he said, “Just don’t let her drown, ok?” Gee, thanks for reminding me or I might’ve forgotten to keep an eye on her! WTF?
As for the mama bear/alligator thing: When my 1st daughter was born, we lived in the sticks about 30 miles east of Seattle. We regularly had coyotes wander through our backyard. Because of that – and my fear that one of them might try to hurt my baby – I actually do know (in theory, never done it in reality) how to kill a coyote with my bare hands. Apparently their front leg bones & rib cage are all attached, so if you grab their front paws & pull them apart as wide as possible, it cracks open their ribs and makes their heart explode. Completely gross and horrifying, right? But you’d better believe I’d do it in a second if I needed to save my baby’s life.
19. christine | August 23rd, 2011 at 4:32 pm
@NGS – the other day I was driving home along a two lane road in Philadelphia, cars parked to the left, me in the left lane, and a taxi to the right. The taxi driver must have fallen asleep because his car jumped the sidewalk, ran along for a good 10 -15 feet, barely missing stoops and a tree before swerving back into his lane. It was CRAZY.
My mother had me at 14 carry all my cash in what was essentially a very flat fanny pack under my clothes when I went to Europe lest I encounter pick pockets. You should see how I grip my camera and purse in foreign countries – Like a lunatic, that’s how.
20. Jessica | August 23rd, 2011 at 5:07 pm
I was pregnant in Arizona, which has the highest rate of kidnapping in the US, so I would occasionally wory that I could be taken…mostly when I was taking a long walk down a dirt road in the morning. Luckily, I have a large lab with scary yellow eyes so I think I was always safe. Nowdays, I would have no such fear so I blame the pregnancy! My mother is not a worrier but my grandpa is… Iwould have never told him about my walks for fear he’d call me every morning to make sure I got home from the walk.
21. jive turkey | August 24th, 2011 at 9:18 am
I inherited my mother’s habit of saying “BE CAREFUL!” to anyone and everyone who is leaving the premises. I always say it to my husband when we part ways in the morning after driving to work together, and one time a coworker of mine overheard me. Assuming that my husband did something especially risky for a living, she was all “What does he do? Does he work construction or something?” and I had to be all “Uh…no. He works in web marketing.” FAIL.
22. MaggyD | August 24th, 2011 at 10:53 am
Baby Bear. Yes. Ick.
23. samantha Jo Campen | August 24th, 2011 at 11:03 pm
I just love you so hard.
Yes.
24. Li | August 25th, 2011 at 11:02 am
11 o’clock news last night featured back-to-back stories of a 2 year old attacked by a coyote while on a walk in her neighborhood with her grandmother, and a mosquito bite that turned into a EEE coma nightmare. these things are not healthy for worrywart mothers. i am only grateful that cindy w shared coyote killing skills in her comment above.
25. cindy w | August 25th, 2011 at 4:48 pm
@Li I’m glad I could be of service. My father-in-law taught me that. I hope I never have to use it.
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