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		<title>Three of Us in a Boat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can we talk about personality quirks? I was thinking about this yesterday as Adam and I were getting ready for bed. We are RIDICULOUS about bedtime and we often joke that we&#8217;re so prescriptive in the way we get ready for bed NOW that when we&#8217;re old, it&#8217;s going to be so over-ritualized that we&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2012/01/26/three-of-us-in-a-boat/</link>
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		<title>Eat for Two</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I feel as though I should be over this by now (haaaa, &#8220;over&#8221;), but nope, I still can&#8217;t get over the fact that I&#8217;m having two girls. Two girls! Two daughters! No matter what I&#8217;d be having, two children are bound to be packed with insanity, but there&#8217;s something about two daughters that&#8217;s both exhilarating [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2012/01/23/eat-for-two-3/</link>
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		<title>And It Spread</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I had my second repeat ultrasound today at 20w1d, and after mentioning the, shall we say, less than stellar experience I had last time, the nurse took pity on me and told me precisely which ultrasound tech to request, and lo, I got her. She also confided in me that the bad ultrasound tech [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2012/01/17/and-it-spread/</link>
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		<title>Blood of Eden</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First, I loved all of your comments on the name post, and my only gripe was that every comment wasn&#8217;t, oh! I wish I could have named my daughter Samantha! And [baby #2's name]. What is WRONG with you people? I HAVE THE BEST NAMES WE SHOULD ALL USE THEM, THE END. Well, except don&#8217;t, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2012/01/12/blood-of-eden-2/</link>
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		<title>What&#8217;s My Name?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the event there was any doubt that pregnancy is the most generous state of being, despite being down ten pounds from my pre-pregnancy weight AND being able to throw on my pre-pregnancy jeans with relative, if appropriately belly-tight, ease, oh you guys, MY FACE. It is large. And puffy. And NOTHING ELSE IS. What [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2012/01/09/whats-my-name/</link>
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		<title>Two Little Girls</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The worst part about not updating for a long time is feeling like something UTTERLY PROFOUND needs to be put on the page to justify that much pondering and absence. Not that anyone else cares, for it&#8217;s purely a personal pressure made more complicated by the fact that the last deep thought I had was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2012/01/04/two-little-girls/</link>
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		<title>The world&#8217;s least surprising news, but I am excited nonetheless</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you know me in real life, this is not a surprise, as I&#8217;ve been in maternity clothes and am sporting a bump already. If you follow me on Twitter, well, you could piece this together, too. But if by chance you haven&#8217;t, or just wondered where the hell I&#8217;ve been, the truth is, I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2011/11/22/the-worlds-least-surprising-news-but-i-am-excited-nonetheless/</link>
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		<title>Blah Blah Blah</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi! Here are the pictures I took at The Blathering: AWESOME, right? They are awesome. Very beautifully composed, I think. Ahem. Listen, it&#8217;s hard for me to recap this thing, because I think the only people who really care are the people who were there, and I loved Emily&#8216;s recap, because it sums up my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2011/10/26/blah-blah-blah/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s my VOICE, y&#8217;all</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, because I am lazy and also do whatever Jennie does, I jumped on the bandwagon and did the, uhhh, vlog thing. But ONLY to demonstrate what I actually look/sound like for people who will be meeting me for the first time. And also, to make me easier to recognize in Target. I also think [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2011/10/12/its-my-voice-yall/</link>
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		<title>Caught a Long Wind</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OH HI. Well, then. I don&#8217;t like to overly explain absences, but I&#8217;ve been working a lot, which is great! Really, it&#8217;s great! Who doesn&#8217;t like money? I LIKE MONEY. But I was super-busy every night and every preschool session and every . . . well, EVERYTHING. I&#8217;ve been working more in books, and man, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jonniker.com/2011/10/05/caught-a-long-wind/</link>
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